wearing the pants..

last night, there was a big cockroach running around our apt. seriously, that sucker was HUGE. haerie starts screaming and demanding kevin to kill it or at least cup it. kevin starts screaming like a little girl and ran into my room, so i had to go out there and deal with it, all the while the three little girls are screaming like..little girls. (this includes kevin, just in case one of my slow readers missed that)

anyway, i 409'ed it and then got a jar and trapped it. crazy sucker starts climbing up into the jar, so i flipped it real fast and drowned it in 409. it twitched for a little while before it died.. i felt really bad, but what could i do?

but something weird happened. i was looking at the cockroach through the clear bottom, and it looked like it had puked it guts out.. you know? almost like how ppl vomit when they get poisoned? it was shocking. and to make it an even more strange, the cockroach had become enlarged.. it looked twice its original size. does that mean that the 409 diffused into his body??

my life is o-so-exciting, yes?