OMG! i just poo'ed the longest poo i've ever seen in my entire life! it started from the bottom and was the length of the entire toilet bowl. the strange thing was, i didn't even realize that my poo was coming out that long. i turned around to flush the toilet and i gasped. i wanted to take a picture, but my older sister wouldn't give me the camera. "have some decency" she said. -__-;; i'm sad. my little sister was proud tho. "omg! you should take a picture and send it into the guiness book of world records!" she said. hahaha~~

decency shmecency. girls poo too.

it's funny how things work out...

so u know how i said that stress levels are perfect here? i lied. i was horrified to find myself crying the night before my last final. yes, i am a freak.

but it's all over. i'm freakin done.

i'm done done done done done done done!!!!

yaY!!!!!

2 down 1 to go. omg.. words cannot express how much i'm waiting for tomorrow yet dreading it at the same time. it's a strange feeling..

law school has been very good. i really like it. the stress levels are just perfect for me. man, where am i going to find a job like this out there? i've found that i enjoy stress and if i'm bored, i really hate my job. i've got to constantly have something to complain about i guess. *shrug*

so if your bf says to you one day: "why is your stomach sticking out?" how would you take it? -__-;;

i've been awake since 8am (i know! crazy, huh?) i got up this early to study.

i haven't started yet.

yea yea... at least i woke up~

i took my first law school final yesterday. let me tell you it didn't feel too good. i don't think i've ever walked out of a final feeling like studying was a waste. i came out of the final feeling so rotten. and i really studied. seriously, if i studied this hard at berkeley, i would've gotten straight A's. but sadly, studying like that won't even get me a B in law school. sucks, huh?

oh well. 1 down. 2 to go.

*sigh*

i had the craziest dream the other day... i dreamt that there was some bug man who was kinda like a vampire. he bit u and turned u into him. anyway, i was with this expert girl who was the only one who knew how to kill him. the bug man came and all her knowledge was supposed to come to me when he bit me and that was supposed to defeat him. but it didn't work.
but i didn't turn or die.
the bug man had this servant girl and he was going to kill her but i tried to save her. she was so grateful to me, she kept going schizo in my dream (being his servant but helping me).
anyway, instead of her, i tell the bug man to bite the expert. and she listens to me...she really shouldn't have cuz she dies.
so now it's up to me to kill this thing. the servant girl tells me i have to find hymowitz (this is a name of one of the cases that i had to read), and that i'd find it in the dumpster.
but i couldn't find it... as it turns out hymowitz is parts (like clothing or whatever..) of people that save/touch our lives. anyway, we end up fighting this long war and the end of the world comes and i kill the bug man. i reawake to find that i'm pharoah (am i the only person that dreams that she's both genders?) and i rule the world.
but i was saddened b/c everyone was oblivious to how many ppl had to suffer to save them...

i had all these random thoughts in my dreams too. like when i was runnin away, i thought, "what shoes should i wear? if i wear heels that'll be too hard.. but since i don't have any tennis shoes i guess i'll have to settle for slippers." and *poof* i was wearing slippers.

if only life were that easy...