my UCLA sister came to campus to eat dinner with me today.

UCLA sister: why do the ppl on your campus look normal?
me: wat do you mean? it's just another campus.
UCLA sister: (passing by a group of koreans smoking in front of the lib) OMG, seriously, why does everyone look so normal?? law students aren't supposed to look normal~
me: how are we supposed to look?
UCLA sister: you're supposed to look square.
me: ...

retard. (this is the same one that thought i was going to become a bartender because i was taking the bar)

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i just found masago on my arm (part of my dinner).

apparently, retardedness runs in the family...