chuckle, snort, har har

me: [making reservations for hotel in ontario for bar exam]
mierie (4.0 student @ UCLA, btw): what are u doing?
me: i'm makin hotel reservations.
mierie: why???
me: for the bar exam.
mierie: what the?? you're gonna become a BARTENDER???
haerie: [cracking up] yea, mierie. didn't u know?
mierie: why?????
haerie and me: HAHAHAHAHAhahahahahahahAHHAHahhAHHAHAHAHHAhAHHA
mierie: what? you're not gonna become a bartender?

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me: so your relative, who is she?
kevin: it's my mom's brother's wife.
me: ...you mean.. your aunt?
kevin: oh...yea....

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kevin: [i don't remember about what]
me: you are such a little boy!
kevin: heh heh, yea..
[pause]
kevin: no, i'm a MAAAAAN~~
me: that was sOoooOo late!

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[whenever i talked to haerie from berkeley]
haerie: so, what time is it over there?
me: ....

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heaven: yoobin is mine.
me: no, she's mine.
heaven: noo!! she's mine!
me: no, she's mine! she looks just like me!
heaven: noooooO~~ she's mine!
me: no she's mommy's.
heaven: nooooooooooooo~!

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haemie: heaven, can mommy have coffee?
heaven: NO! drink tea!
haemie: pleeeeaassee? can i?
heaven: [shaking finger at haemie] i said no!

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..sigh.. things that get me thru the day. x)