i didn't really enjoy As Good As It Gets (prolly cuz i watched it with a whole buncha immature guys and there were a lot of sexist remarks made... i don't think my friends got the point) but i remember this was the best line:

Carol Connelly: Why can't I have a normal boyfriend? Just a regular boyfriend, one that doesn't go nuts on me!
Beverly Connelly: Everybody wants that, dear. It doesn't exist.
(from jae's blog)

soooooo true!

*sigh*