Torts prof: "Death is oftentimes a lot cheaper than life. So I guess if you run someone over and you think they're going to be a quadriplegic, back up and run them over a few more times."

hahahaha~

i needed a laugh.

my day...in bits and pieces

someone nameless [regarding her sister's present]: you shouldn't buy her anything expensive. just buy her something cheap.

me to norwalk police: there's a disturbance of the peace here on firestone and norwalk
norwalk police: what city are you in?
me: ...norwalk. (that's why i called the NORWALK police!)

snooze's very skinny bf: i'm gonna look like one of the spartans by the end of june.
me: AHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!
snooze and gamis: see! she even laughed!

it was one of those days..